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In a bold and far-reaching initiative King Juan Carlos of Spain has announced the foundation of a chain of fast food restaurants.

The restaurants will provide much-needed employment for Spanish youth, unemployment having surged to over 50%. Plus the Elephant burgers on the proposed menu will be cheap enough for those who will still be out of work.

A spokesman for Juan Carlos says that the king will be very much hands on in this enterprise and provided a picture showing the much revered monarch hard at work on the harvest.