QED …

I have just finished listening to Mr. Thomson’s address to the parliament.

It ran along fairly predictable lines. It began with an outline of how good his work and Labor government has been for Dobell noting among many, many other benefits some additional netball courts.

Then his attempts to tighten accountability at the HSU where he was a good guy. On to the bad people who he said were Ms. Jackson and Mr. Williamson. From there to the bad organisation being FWA and Mr. Nassios. Consolidation followed by linking other bad people with the Union (Ms. Jackson’s former husband) and with FWA (Ms. Jackson’s current partner). The report being unfair, wrong and unduly slow.

All expenditure was accounted for by union rules and electoral law. He was set up by others to make it look like he had enjoyed the services of prostitutes. Threats to do so by Mr. Bolano are on the record. Phones can be impersonated, you know, and identity theft is rife.

The media are all bastards except some that are good guys, but that certainly doesn’t include channel 7 spying on his pregnant wife (breaks down in tears at this point).

Thanks to supporters, reminder to all that he is innocent until proven guilty and that anyone who thinks otherwise is therefore guilty of crimes against him and his family.

Which leads inexorably to the grand conclusion, I kid you not, that Mr. Abbott is unfit to be a member of parliament. (I think he had help from Penny Wong on that bit). Followed by applause.