Not only are you not safe on the dunny …
Canadian authorities have identified a body partially eaten by a black bear as convicted murderer Rory Nelson Wagner …
Though cause of death has not been determined, officials found drug paraphernalia and a bottle of liquor inside the vehicle, and toxicology tests are underway.
The bear suspected of eating the corpse has been caught. Though the bear is not believed to have actually killed Wagner, officials plan to euthanize the bear in the name of public safety. Huff Post.
As they so often say over there in North America, “A fed bear is a dead bear.”