- The dog is not allowed in the house.
- OK, certain rooms.
- Well, all rooms but not on the furniture.
- OK, the old furniture.
- Fine all the furniture except the bed.
- OK, the bed … by invitation.
- The dog can sleep on the bed but not under the covers.
- All right then, under the covers by invitation.
- OK, under the covers, every night.
- Excuse me, dog, can I get under the covers, too?
Thanks, Trish.
Funny but also a little sad.
A dog that has equal rights in a household is a dog that cannot be controlled.