Jack Sparrow …

Drunk Woman Steals Ferry

Posted: September 21st, 2012 by WorstPreviews.com Staff

Drunk Woman Steals Ferry, Says Shes Jack Sparrow
Alison Whelan, a 51-year-old woman, had been drinking for two days near a harbor in Devon, England last September. It got so bad that she called emergency services and said that she was having a seizure.

Paramedics arrived to find Whelan and her friend, Tristam Locke, aboard a 45-foot passenger ferry. When they attempted to board the boat, Whelan and Locke became violent, so paramedics backed off, deciding to wait for the police to show up.

Soon after, Whelan began untying the ferry, causing to drift away. Witnesses say that they heard her shouting “I’m a pirate” and “I’m Jack Sparrow.” Apparently she was not only drunk, but was eating a poisonous hallucinogenic plant. The ferry began crashing into other boats in the harbor and ultimately caused thousands of British pounds worth of damage.

Authorities finally got on the boat about a mile away, arresting both Whelan and Locke. A year later (on Wednesday), Whelan was sentenced to 122 days in prison. Locke, meanwhile, was fined for assaulting the ambulance worker.

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