Isn’t she gorgeous, and what incredible stamina. She’s waiting for me, only me. Every time I go to the internet, day or night, there she is. Just 2.8 miles away and so beautiful …
Trouble is, since I won the Kenyan Lottery, I never know if these women love me for myself or are they just after the money?
bobmcgee 
Go on – you never know but you might win the second lottery!
Ooh, honey, she be a gold-digger! But you’re rich enough to afford her, surely? ;P