Latest report from the Costa Gillardia …
Food and water running out, the toilets are flooded, the electricity cut off, Where are the tugs?
It seems the navigator, Aurora, has been making up the coordinates, several of the crew have abandoned ship, today they can’t find Scotty McClelland. Will there be any lifeboats left for the rest of us.
Nonetheless, Mr Swan, the first mate, is still promising to make port on time even though the fuel is all gone.
Captain Julia hopes to raise everyone’s spirits with a pass close to the shore … as soon as the engines are running.
bobmcgee 