Sad news …
A 67 year old man died of natural causes while getting lap dances at a Texas strip club on Friday night it has been revealed. Robert Gene got multiple lap dances during his time at the Red Parrot in El Paso, however according to KVIA when the time came to pay, the employees at the strip club found him to be unresponsive. Meanwhile KTSM reported that while being entertained Gene suffered from a heart attack, which the strippers failed to notice.
There is, of course, an alternative theory of the crime. According to some, Mr. G was an upright Union Official, invited to the Red Parrot by text message from a phone number he had good reason to trust. Unbeknown to him however this was a spoof call originating from a woman called Jackson. Not realising that the Red Parrot was a strip joint and having good reason to trust the text message he attended. As anticipated by those plotting against him, the unsolicited and entirely unexpected gyrations of an increasingly undressed woman, a fraction of his age, led to his predictable demise.
The spokesperson for the stripper denied any negligence on her part, “Yes, of course she noticed he was stiff”, they said, “and No, there is nothing unusual about being unresponsive when it’s time to pay”.
It is rumoured that an explanation of these events will be made to the Australian Parliament on Monday.
bobmcgee 
There is a problem with this story. Usually the fee is paid before the service is provided,
“….there is nothing unusual about being unresponsive when it’s time to pay”
So I hear of course.
Making it all the more likely that the fee was paid by conspirators ahead of time …