Thanks to Kathie.
A leather-jacketed group of mean looking bikers were riding over the Bolte Bridge when they saw a girl about to jump off, so they stopped.
The leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walks up to her and says, “What are you doing?”
“I’m going to commit suicide,” she says.
While he didn’t want to appear “sensitive,” his intentions were good so he asked … “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a kiss?”
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that … and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.
After she’s finished, the guy gets approval from his group and then he says, “Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, kiddo! That’s a real talent you’re wasting. You should come ride with me. What are you committing suicide for anyway?”
“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.”
Investigation has failed to make it clear whether she jumped or was pushed.
bobmcgee 