“Master, Alan Jones has said a rude thing”.
“Oh, little grasshopper”, said the Zen master glancing up from his Google News page of bushfires, plane crashes, terrorism, mayhem and murder, “What will you do?”.
“I shall take away his Mercedes“.
“Well, I’m sure that will please the Labor party. Do they purchase a lot of Mercedes, I mean, other than those that are milking their union members for all they’re worth?”