Some people are just not comfortable in their own skin, they just have to be someone else …

… whether it be the very model of a modern major-general or a cousin of Kim Jong Il (better cousin than uncle).

He was due in court last week but, as was explained in a letter from the Alfred Hospital, he was busy dying of terminal cancer. According to the Herald Sun the signature on the letter is not one the hospital is familiar with.

The ANZMI website tells us that …

We are reliably advised by ex members of the Royal Australian Corps of Signals (RA Sigs) that the “General” is in fact ex Serviceman 313847 Corporal Neville McBryde Donohue from the Kilsyth area of Victoria. He served in the Australian Army between 1970 and 1976 and was never deployed to any Operational Areas.

I’m sure we all wish him a speedy recovery …

 

… that there might be intelligent life somewhere out in space.

Performance artist nails his knackers to the cobble stones …

Conservative white Republican pretends to be black to win election …

Will Killian and Utterback get back together …

 

As a youngster going to court for the first time … to give evidence … I was given the advice, “Dress up, stand up, speak up.” I guess this guy was, too. I wonder how it will help his cause …

WASHINGTON — A New Jersey resident showed up in full Nazi uniform to a local court on Monday, charging that his political beliefs cannot legally be held against him as he fights to secure visitation rights to his son.

The father, Heath Campbell, named his children Adolf Hitler, Aryan Nation, Honzlynn and Heinrich Hons. Heinrich was taken into custody by social services in 2011, and Campbell is fighting for access.

He arrived at the court house in head-to-toe Nazi regalia, matching the swastika tattoo on his neck.

Warning … the lack of intellect may cause offence.

As Mrs Satan said, “All you can think of is six, six, six.”

A 22-year-old man is accused of trying to steal a blow up doll, according to an incident report.

Spartanburg police were called to Spencer’s Gifts on Tuesday after someone called about a shoplifter in custody.

Benjamin Greene is charged with shoplifting, according to the Spartanburg County Detention Center website.

A store employee said she saw Greene take a Blow Mylie Doll from the shelf, take the doll out of the box and conceal it in his coat.

The employee said Greene passed all points of sale without trying to pay for it.

The report said the employee stopped him and asked for the doll, and he let the doll fall out of his jacket.

“Radiotherapy could damage his future. He has an incredible sense of humour, he is a great artist. I feel with radiotherapy we are depriving him of his talents.”

Every parent wants their children to have the things they missed out, in this instance Mum wants her child to have an IQ. Tough choice that, IQ or die …

Sally Roberts fears Neon, seven, may be left with a lower IQ if given the treatment following the removal of a brain tumour.

Doctors say it is “clearly” in the boy’s best interests to have radiotherapy and chemotherapy — and say that without it the tumour will recur and kill him.

To avoid treatment she went into hiding.

But 37-year-old Ms Roberts says she is taking a “principled” stand because of the potential risks of the treatment.

or you’ll be in trouble with your mother for very bad language …

Drunk Woman Steals Ferry Posted: September 21st, 2012 by WorstPreviews.com Staff

Alison Whelan, a 51-year-old woman, had been drinking for two days near a harbor in Devon, England last September. It got so bad that she called emergency services and said that she was having a seizure. Paramedics arrived to find Whelan and her friend, Tristam Locke, aboard a 45-foot passenger ferry. When they attempted to board the boat, Whelan and Locke became violent, so paramedics backed off, deciding to wait for the police to show up. Soon after, Whelan began untying the ferry, causing to drift away. Witnesses say that they heard her shouting “I’m a pirate” and “I’m Jack Sparrow.” Apparently she was not only drunk, but was eating a poisonous hallucinogenic plant. The ferry began crashing into other boats in the harbor and ultimately caused thousands of British pounds worth of damage. Authorities finally got on the boat about a mile away, arresting both Whelan and Locke. A year later (on Wednesday), Whelan was sentenced to 122 days in prison. Locke, meanwhile, was fined for assaulting the ambulance worker.

Just thought I’d share that …