Balls …

The Soccer World Cup has been enlivened by a little more cannibalism.

After the incident the Uruguayan press rushed Suarez with one question on their lips …

“Like chicken”, he replied.

Meanwhile, if you’re wondering what to buy him for his next birthday, may I recommend …

Screen Shot 2014-06-25 at 7.05.35 pmTo attain the heights of international performance on the soccer world stage is no easy feat. Parents of aspiring players, or even aspiring parents of reluctant players, be warned … the acting classes alone will cost you a fortune.