This is the scene where King Arthur (played here by Tony Abbott) encounters the Black Knight (Julia Gillard).
Fresh from triumphantly spoiling Everything Arthur simply seeks to cross the bridge to the North Shore. The Black Knight has other plans, after first giving Australian Unions a quick poke in the eye she declares “None shall pass” causing immediate trouble in the ranks, her ministers for immigration and education having declared previously that all shall pass. Seeking to raise enough dust to cover the issue in confusion, she heaps oaths and imprecations on Arthur, “You are Gina Rinehart’s butler” she roars and battle is joined …