Induces an immediate, tangible and most marvellous sensation of the Heebie-Jeebies, quickly relieving all cases of Well-Being, Joy, Warmth and General Happiness. An agreeable substitute to the Collywobbles; may contain traces of mild peril.
Just £8.00 from Hoxton Street Monster Supplies … or follow the election campaign.
My postal vote has arrived. Since I am an undecided voter I may not post it back until after say 9 am.