Counterintuitive …

Let me declare a conflict of interest … I’m a vegetarian. But not a proselytising vego. Where the rain falls you can feed me on just 10% of the arable land required to feed people on meat. Great. But you can’t grow cabbages in the desert. So far as feeding people goes the rangelands can only be used for grazing animals. Australia is mostly desert.

The unabridged version of this talk can be found <HERE>.

 

Out west …

Punter goes into a pub and to his surprise there’s a robot tending the bar.
The robot says, “What will you have?”
The guy says, “A beer, thanks.”
The robot brings back his drink and asks the man, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says,” 168.” The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and current medical technology.

The guy leaves, . . . but, he is curious . . . So he goes back into the bar.

The robot bartender says, “What will you have?”
The guy says, “A beer, thanks.”
Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says, “100.” The robot then starts to talk about the NRL, the AFL and Black Caviar.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he decides to try it one more time.

He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What will you have?”
The guy says, “beer” and the robot brings him his beer.
And of course the robot then says, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says, “Er ………..’bout 50.”

The robot leans in real close and says, “Tell me, you people still happy with Gillard?”