Parkour …

Ah, the French, they’ve given us so many things, Saxophone reeds, Benedictine … and now parkour. A picture is worth a thousand words, you will quickly get the idea from this classic of the genre (no need to watch it all, it gets a bit tedious) …

David Belle, and Sébastien Foucan are in the video and along with Raymond Belle are credited with its invention in the 1980’s. The name is derived from “parcours du combattant“, the classic obstacle-course method of military training. With skills like these it is impossible to imagine any obstacle that could hinder a French army retreat.

It’s come a ways since then …

If only I had discovered this in my youth … I’d have become a trauma specialist.

The shame …

Robert McGee is the worst person in the world … <Check it out>.

The obvious limitation to a debate about the R word would appear to be not knowing which R word we are debating.

And it seems not to be unanimous, not quite everyone believes Robert McGee outranks Rolfe Harris, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi and Julian Knight for the title.

Neshaminy High School senior Gillian McGoldrick doesn’t think her principal, Robert McGee, is the “worst person in the world,” but when it comes to allowing the use of the school nickname “Redskins” in the school newspaper, she thinks he’s dead wrong.

Dead wrong to allow the school nickname to be used in the school newspaper? Quite so, it’s a racial slur, so offensive that it’s a school nickname. In fact Ms McGoldrick will be unhappy to see the word in the Poconorecord report quoted above, she prefers R——-.

Neshaminy, by the way, is in Pennsylvania, not far from Philadelphia.

Reminds me of a story, an Englishman, an Irishman, a Scot and an Australian got into a discussion. I’d tell you about it but it is sure to offend someone.

Don’t mention the pork …

Canada has been through the mill of legislation that restricts free speech. A number of folk, including Mark Steyn, fell foul of it. Their equivalent of section 18c has been repealed. Our freedom of speech continues backwards at a rate of knots. This is how we over here look to Mr Steyn over there …

~Certainly, free speech in Australia is in a parlous condition. This week, the New South Wales Supreme Court finally wrapped up an 11-year defamation case:

An epic legal battle in Australia over a withering restaurant review by a food critic has finally ended, with a newspaper forced to pay $AUS623,526 [£349,000] for a notorious critique which described the pork belly as “the porcine equal of a parched Weetbix [Weetabix]”

The 2003 review, by Matthew Evans, in the Sydney Morning Herald of plush waterside restaurant Coco Roco provided colourful descriptions of the “soggy blackberries”, “overcooked potatoes”, “outstandingly dull” roast chicken and limoncello oysters that “jangle like a car crash”, before warning readers – perhaps unnecessarily – to “stay home”.

“I’ve never had pork belly that could almost be described as dry,” Evans noted. “Until tonight… Why anyone would put apricots in a sherry-scented white sauce with a prime rib steak is beyond me.”

He also said that the sorbet “jangles the mouth like a gamelan concert”.

None of that strikes me as that withering, not to anyone who recalls the Death Wish director Michael Winner’s foray into restaurant criticism for The Sunday Times. The late Mr Winner would have found “soggy blackberries” and “rubbery and tasteless” apricots rather anodyne criticisms. There seems no good reason why Mr Evans’ review should have led to two jury trials, another before a judge, two appeals, two special-leave High Court applications and a High Court hearing. Of the three restaurateurs, one reported that she “could not walk for half an hour after reading it”, while another claimed it caused her to put on 125 pounds and attempt suicide. That would seem to be their problem, rather than Mr Evans’. I’ve certainly had worse reviews without feeling the urge to take the “outstandingly dull” roast chicken out of the oven and put my head in its place.

The judge, Peter Hall, decided “the hurt to feelings” was exacerbated because the review remained available online. A very dangerous judgment in my view because it will make it more likely that craven media outlets will react to the persistently aggrieved (such as the usual belligerent Islamic lobby groups) by vacuuming the archival record.

At any rate, a society in which you can’t call somebody’s blackberries “soggy” and express bewilderment at the combination of prime rib and apricots in sherry-scented white sauce is not free.

With honour and distinction …

On May 31st President Obama announced, triumphantly, the return of the last POW from Afghanistan.

The following day National Security adviser, Susan Rice declared that the prisoner, Sergeant Bowe Bergdahl, had served his country with honour and distinction.

It’s not every deserter that enjoys such high praise.

And the cost, the prisoner exchange saw five hardened Taliban fighters put back into the field.

Well it’s one way to empty Gitmo.

The debate rages but I think <this piece> sums it up nicely.