The rictus is cactus …

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The Sydney Morning Herald reports

Mr Rudd announced Mr Beattie would stand in the first week of the campaign, pushing aside Labor’s preselected candidate Des Hardman.

Billed as a coup by Labor, it was hoped in the ALP that Mr Beattie would not only win Forde but drive up Labor’s vote across Queensland, where it needs to pick up at least six seats from the Coalition to have any chance of a victory on September 7.

But the eleventh-hour substitution may achieve the opposite.

A poll by JWS Research suggests the coalition will win the seat with a landslide.

Sex appeal …

I gave at the office.

But leaving that aside …

“If any male employer stood up in the workplace anywhere in Australia and pointed out a female staff member and said this person is a good staff member because they’ve got sex appeal, I think people would scratch their heads at least and the employer would find themselves in serious strife,” Kevin Rudd 2013.

 

Kevin Rudd has admitted visiting a New York strip club during a drunken night while representing Australia at the United Nations.

Mr Rudd issued a statement yesterday to News Limited papers, confirming he went to the club but could not recall the events of the evening because he “had too much to drink”. Sydney Morning Herald, August 19, 2007.

Admittedly, New York is not in Australia, but there is one question I would ask Mr Rudd and that question is this (you will have noticed how I put that in Rudd speech) …

If there were strip clubs in Australia would it be reasonable for the employer to point out a female employee and say this is a good staff member because they’ve got sex appeal?

 

Jodhi Meares
Jodhi Meares

Now she does have sex appeal, tits of the nation, just ask Mr Yat-sen Li, ALP candidate for the marginal seat of Bennelong.

Reality beckons …

EU members states have spent about €600 billion ($882bn) on renewable energy projects since 2005, according to Bloomberg New Energy Finance. Germany’s green energy transition alone may cost consumers up to €1 trillion by 2030, the German government recently warned.

These hundreds of billions are being paid by ordinary families and small and medium-sized businesses in what is undoubtedly one of the biggest wealth transfers from poor to rich in modern European history. Rising energy bills are dampening consumers’ spending, a poisonous development for a Continent struggling with a severe economic and financial crisis.

Heavy subsidies and the innate inefficiency of renewables have caused power prices in Europe to rise to a level that the poor cannot afford and at which industry cannot compete. The magnitude of the problem is detailed in this article which concludes that …

Australians would be well advised to watch this green train wreck very closely if they wish to avoid a repeat of the fiasco that is unfolding in Europe.

Dope …

I am at a complete loss to understand the AFL position on the Essendon drug scandal.

The ethics of drugs in sport seems to me fairly straight forward. If there is to be a competition let it be between athletes not between their physiologists. There is no place for drugs in sport. Cycling has a dirty reputation, track and field has been marred, weight lifting is tainted, all of these sports and many more have been diminished by athletes cheating.

But when you come to write the rules that will keep a sport clean you run into problems. Drugs have their therapeutic uses, are we to prevent athletes from having access to the benefits of modern medicine for the benefit of their sport’s reputation? How are we to rule what is allowed and what is not? If it’s to be a list of chemical formulae how do we ensure that someone doesn’t cheat by tweaking a molecule just enough that it remains a performance enhancer but technically it is not listed? How do we police it?

Too hard … so why not make it open slather? The playing field remains level that way. The answer to that is even more straight forward, the long term consequences of that policy would be gravely detrimental to the health of the athletes concerned. Pistol Pistorius’s bionic legs are better than the real thing, would we be happy letting up and coming runners have their legs amputated?

So we have an easily defined ethical position and a difficult task to put it into a workable legal framework and policing it.

Clearly, Essendon were out to achieve an advantage that went beyond physical training and good nutrition …

Watson said in the television interview that the number of injections used at Essendon last year was a “new frontier for us”.

“The experience of having that many injections was something I had not experienced in AFL football.”

In my view that was unethical. Was it against the rules?

In the same interview Watson admitted that the drug in question was AOD-9604. This was prohibited by the World Drug Agency and not approved for any form of therapeutic human use. So yes it was in breach of the rules.

Who broke the rules? The answer is defined in the rules. The athlete is responsible for what is administered to them. Therefore Watson broke the rules along with any other player that used banned substances. Watson, by his own admission, cheated in the season that he won the Brownlow medal for best and fairest player in the AFL competition.

It would seem that the exercise in cheating was a club initiative, it is inherently unlikely that players sought out a sports scientist behind the clubs back. James Hird, it is alleged, made use of the same substance, and sent and received emails that indicate he was well aware of what was going on. It would seem then that the club has failed miserably in its obligations to the young men that play for it.

I have treated athletes. They are not an easy group to deal with. They can be tested at any time, they know that it is their responsibility to keep banned substances out of their system. They want to know what will be used in their treatment, they want an assurance that you will assist in any investigation by providing information of what was used, in what doses and why, and they are quite likely to ask you to avoid using steroids even if there is a therapeutic indication for them. For some it verges on paranoia.

By comparison the Essendon football players seem a very incurious and adventurous bunch. To me that indicates an environment that gives no cause for fear of offending. The AFL itself has failed to create a drug averse environment.

The offence is taking a banned drug. The person guilty of the offence is the athlete that took the drug. No player has been charged despite one confessing on TV! What offence, then, has been committed?

 

Ball tampering …

The UK Telegraph had reached a low point on a pretty steep curve with the Pacu article, but just when I thought it safe to go back in the water I read about the ashes.

This is the beauty and cruelty of the five-Test series: there is no hiding-place for a player to flounder ashore, as in a three-Test series … One of those ‘Chinese cuts’ vividly illustrated the latent devil in this pitch … It was not only England’s bowlers who made the ball talk … such was his desire to consummate his life’s ambition. But he swept across the line, and was not bowled, but fulfilled.

Floundering ashore, perhaps without your bollocks, whilst they are back in the water discussing your life’s ambition with a devil of a Pacu or two, an ambition now never to be fulfilled … so sad.

But on a brighter cricketing note, Judge Dharmasena is hearing the case of a man accused of stealing a watch. The CCTV evidence is unhelpful and there are no witnesses. After lengthy deliberation comes a guilty verdict. “I just thought he nicked it”.

 

 

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